1. I’m so ready
2. I’m Pumped
3. Let’s do this
4. Perfect body here I come
5. Where’s my water?
6. Where are my new £80 workout trousers?
7. Where did I put the DVD?
8. I really need to sort my life out
9. Oh god it’s starting
10. Why don’t I look like that in Lycra?
11. Jumping up and down? This is easy
12. Slightly out of breath now
13. Air, need air!
14. High kicks, so many high kicks
15. I can’t move anymore
16. That was only the warm up?!
17. What are they trying to do? Kill me?
18. Water break
19. That was not long enough to constitute a break
20. Burpees? I’m full of water
21. I feel sick
22. Did I just poop myself?
23. My legs hurt
24. Why is nobody sweaty?
25. Their hair is perfect
26. Mine is sticking to my face
27. Is the heating on in this room?
28. So hot right now
29. Is time moving slower?
30. They’re all so attractive
31. Look at their bodies
32. I can’t even touch my toes
33. Just think about the abs I’ll have
34. If Khloe Kardashian can do this so can I
35. What the fuck is an abductor?
36. Oh, that’s an abductor
37. Arms, legs, they all hurt
38. Never again
39. Never again
40. I’m done
41. That was it?
42. That wasn’t all that bad
43. Wait, water break?
44. Nooooooooo!
Foxy Lox 